Just Being Ruleal - eviltoast
  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    1 month ago

    It might have pee in it, considering where it comes from, but it’s mostly not pee and if you’ve ever tasted both, you’d know the difference.

    However, I do believe a vast majority of squirting in porn is just them peeing.

    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 month ago

      Exactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm.

      That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I’d puke so fast.

      I’d probably get over it, but fuck that’s just too much.

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      1 month ago

      Comedian Patrice O’Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

      “Hell yeah got so much dick in there there’s not even room for air!” (Toot toot toot)

      I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.

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          It is absolutely bonkers that it has taken until this year until someone said “hey this liquid that does not, feel, smell, look or taste like pee that we call pee might not be pee.” Are people with access to spectral analysis just bad at sex and have never seen it?

          Please tell me the study gave it a scientific name.

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            The study that I read injected dye into the bladders of several female volunteers of varying ages, sizes, etc. Every pair who experienced squirting had dye on them after.

            It’s piss and pussy juice bro. It’s always been piss and pussy juice.

            Just like the g-spot has always been the backside of the cluster of nerves that make up the clitoris, and the male one is near the back of the inner workings of your Franky boy.

            Also, the g-spot feels similar to the roof of your mouth, so if you’re struggling, feel for that and then massage it like you’re rubbing a cramp out of your foot. But maybe not quite as firm. Start easy.

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    1 month ago

    The fuck is NSFW about this? There’s nothing graphic at all. Just a description of some bodily functions.

    I swear people freak out about sex when they don’t need to.

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      1 month ago

      I agree. The only thing that makes it NSFW would be talking about it at the workplace. Like you can’t share this in the office Slack.

      I’m still on the side of we need more tags than just NSFW/not-nsfw. Id say this is more Porn.

  • Norah - She/They@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 month ago

    I fully agree 100%, because damn it’s flattering regardless when you make someone with a pussy squirt. But maybe this should be tagged nsfw?