If only traveling to this wasn't so hard - eviltoast
  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.deOP
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    3 months ago

    Hi there, hello, it’s me, professional bed layer. For a year or so now I could only leave my bed to go shitting. No bed sores.

    There’s a difference between laying completely still and changing your position every few hours.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Then do as Limp Biscuit told told you I guess, idk why yall feel the need to tear down a perfectly good joke.