How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing? - eviltoast

Folks with vaginas, I’m conducting some family comparative analysis and I’d like to know how many standard pieces of toilet paper do you use when wiping after a pee. I posted some comments with options to upvote if you like.

  • PatchworkHorse@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Penis owner here. Occasionally I’ll use 1-2, or part of a paper towel (or whatever else I can find first).

    In 30+ years of peeing, I still can’t figure out why it sometimes stays under my foreskin, then makes a wet spot on my pants two minutes later. Guess I’m just bad at peeing.

    • Heydo@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

      There’s a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        1 month ago

        Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

        I have nothing to add. I just like this as a saying.