You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first - eviltoast
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    2 months ago

    A lifetime ago I worked at a place that gave a shit on paper for legal reasons.
    One night I hear an unfamiliar alarm, as does everyone in my immediate vicinity.
    My contribution to the conversation about the nature of the alarm was to say they could stay and discuss it if they wanted to. But I was not about to burn up for the assholes who ran the place. I was out the fire door with all its alarms before they figured out it was a phone left off the hook.