Hey, listen, if we need to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of these couches, then that’s what we’re gonna do!
Ikea does have those semi-private feeling little nooks… I’ve thought about taking a nap in one before. I can only imagine the temptation Vince feels seeing that fresh upholstery.
True fact.
I can’t go back to IKEA just because I wanted to see how many meatballs one of their dressers could hold. Why sell them both if you’re not allowed to do this?
Why to Sweden the deal of course
Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he’s like, “I’ll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch” and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can “it’s fine, I’ll stand”.
Or you sit on his couch, and then you can’t stand up, because you’re… stuck.
Why’s this creep shooting an ATM?
Best guess; he was trying to circumvent the prompt to feed it a stray cat.
He prefers to subdue his more active prey, arcade cabinets and ATM machines, before forcing himself into their currency slots.
Ever notice how ne never seems to speak about Swedish immigrants? Jus sayin’
CNN’s Jake Tapper fact checking rigor would show this story is 100% true.
Is this why ikea doesn’t have doors on its little showrooms?
JD is the type of guy that constantly makes unwanted small talk with you just because he’s the district manager and you can’t get away because you’re leather sectional that’s just his type.
This is really great journalism. Someone needs to edit his Wikipedia page and point to this as evidence. Then we can start citing the Wikipedia page to
make updiscover more of these storiesI want a restraining order out on telecoms from setting food on my property to sell shit.
I understand they have right of way because the tax payer funded infrastructure somehow belongs to them…but fuckoff with trying to sell me shit.
