We had a park that was all wood out here. When I was a kid, it was my favorite park playground. They removed it some years ago because kids could get splinters. You know what we did if we got splinters when we were there as kids? We’d pull 'em out and keep on playing!
Metal slides > plastic slides. Even when wearing shorts on a hot day. Anything was better than the god damned static shock.
We had a park that was all wood out here. When I was a kid, it was my favorite park playground. They removed it some years ago because kids could get splinters. You know what we did if we got splinters when we were there as kids? We’d pull 'em out and keep on playing!
Adults are dumb
Back in my day if we broke our legs we just kept on walking!