🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon enjoys lifesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1344arrow-down118cross-posted to: wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1326arrow-down1imageAnon enjoys lifesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square17fedilinkcross-posted to: wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works
minus-squareblandfordforever@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down3·2 days agoThat’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring. I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program: If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 days agoThat’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.
minus-squarericecake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoI’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day ago… I guess it’s part of our Makefile
minus-squaredudinax@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoFollowing the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.
That’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.
I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program:
If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}
That’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.
I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses
:=for assignment. :P… I guess it’s part of our Makefile
Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==
Like
if(true)but with side effects.Following the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.