If you had to choose between never laughing again or never having an orgasm again, which would you pick? - eviltoast
  • MagicShel@programming.dev
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    1 month ago

    Let’s just say if 2 orgasms per week lowers your risk of prostate cancer, I’m pretty sure my prostate will last until the heat death of the universe.

    But this isn’t even close. I’d choose laughter every time.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Same here. Life would be awful without being able to laugh, but there are plenty of ways to get pleasure outside of orgasms.

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world
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    If I still get aroused and am unable to orgasm, that would be torture but if I don’t even feel the urge then I would let that go. I don’t laugh often anymore so it can stay or go, I doubt I would miss it.

  • dingus@lemmy.world
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    Definitely the latter. Tmi (but the OP is tmi anyway) but I have never been able to feel sexual pleasure so I have never had an orgasm. Nothing wrong with me to my knowledge. I’m not paralyzed or anything and I never had any traumatic sexual encounters. It just doesn’t work like that for me.

    • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      No idea why you’re downvoted for this. Have an upvote for contributing to the thread. Interesting perspective too.

  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Don’t need to cum for to feel amazing from getting my butt filled. However, having fun with people is gonna suck if I can’t laugh.

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      Yeah I really don’t think ADHD makes orgasms impossible.

      I’ve uh … had some success in making ADHD people cum. Do you need some help?

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        “I have trauma that makes sexual gratification difficult.”

        “Hah, no it doesn’t work like that. Allow me to sexually harass you.”

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    Never laughing!

    I can appreciate funny without having to laugh. I do it a lot! I can also monetize this like that one girl did.

    Orgasms are better. There must be an end to the fap!

  • ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee
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    If I can still get pleasure from the stimulation itself but just be unable to reach climax then I’d choose to live without orgasms.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    Never laugh again. There are plenty of other ways to convey humour, but no orgasms would destroy my marriage.