Move over Harambe - eviltoast
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    2 months ago

    First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

    Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

    Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.