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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days agoI wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
minus-squareJackGreenEarth@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoYou would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
minus-squareedric@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoThe best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agobut you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoNothing will change then, splendid!
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoHate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoWhy are you shitting on my dreams
I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
Nothing will change then, splendid!
Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
Why are you shitting on my dreams