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minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·1 month agoOne eye open, switch light on, pee. Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 month agoPro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 month agoSuper pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month agoHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
minus-squaredouglasg14b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoI do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·1 month agoNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoMy bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
minus-squareMBM@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSlight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.