Why do elephants paint their toenails red? - eviltoast

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they’re very good at it.

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    2 months ago

    Why do ducks have flat feet?

    To put out forest fires.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?

    To put out flaming ducks