How to deal with the current heat wave - eviltoast
  • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    GMO air is just as good as organic air, you hippie! I’m sick of all you wooden tree-huggers telling me how much better you are. I hug cell towers painted like trees and can feel how much it hums with love. In fact, my doctor says it’s causing my heart to swell, which is how I know my love is real! My doctor even told me I need to stop, but I know it’s just cuz he’s super jealous.