TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat do you call a hippie's wife?message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1137arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a hippie's wife?TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNotMaster@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoDo you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives? 1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy Make them work for the punchline.
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 days ago Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives? Wait… Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time?? Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy? Because if it’s the latter, then you need to start your counting like: 1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy…
minus-squarepapacraw@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-257 minutes agowhen it’s half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.
Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?
1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy
Make them work for the punchline.
Wait…
Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??
Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?
Because if it’s the latter, then you need to start your counting like:
1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy…
when it’s half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.