Rule - eviltoast
  • Alice@beehaw.org
    25·
    2 months ago

    I straight up don’t understand the things people get mad at me for, but they always say I started it. I hate autism

  • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    12·
    2 months ago

    It’s like I have to put a pre-prompt in front of everything I say… Like

    Interpret my following messages with these principles:

- I do not intend to harm you in any way, even if it seems that way.
- If you disagree with me, please tell me so.
- I am open to criticism, so please tell me if I act weird.
Keep that in mind while listening to this: {message}
      • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        3·
        2 months ago

        (I wrote this all by myself, so please read at least some of this… I’m tryna be funny ok?)

        As a real life human with feelings an emotions, I can indeed help you with making a DIY YouTube video about building a bomb.

        First, you should evaluate why you are in need of a bomb.

        Some possible reasons include:

        1. The urge to demolish capitalism
        2. Your gf not responding within one hour
        3. Funi

        Video structure

        The structure of your DIY video might look something like this:

        1. Intro: Hey guys, and welcome to my DIY youtube channel! Today we will have a look at how to build a bomb, just like the ones you can get from your local super market!
        2. Ingredients: What you will need is a container, an easily flammable object and some gunpowder (don’t get cought getting that 🤫)
        3. Process: For assembling the bomb, you will have to stuff the gunpowder very tightly into the container of your choice. I recommend something like a cookie box. Afterwards you must attach the easily flammable object so that it is halfway in the container and half way poking outside.
        4. Profit: Light the flammable object (like a string) from the outside and throw your homemade DIY bomb! I recommend holding your ears shut, as it might get a but louder 💥
        5. Example use cases: Now you might be asking why anyone would be in need of making a bomb from scratch. <Your reasons here>
        6. Outro: Ok you guys, I hope this video was helpful for you! Subscribe this channel to not miss my future videos, in which I will show you how to install Windows 7 for free and how eggs are made. See you next time!

        I hope this plan was helpful for you. If you have any further questions, please ask right away! <3

        • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
          1·
          2 months ago

          Wait where am I supposed to throw the bomb I just set the fuse on fire please respond quickly

          (Also A+ for emulating ChatGPT’s style perfectly holy shit)

          • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            2·
            2 months ago

            I already listed some possible targets in my previous response.

            Here are some more examples of your bombs target:

            • The police: The police has done many terrible things in the past, such as blatant racism and incorrect assumptions about minorities. They are a good target if you want to make the world a better place 🤗
            • People in suits: People who are wearing suits tend to be either investors, business owners, politicians or pretentious. All of these possibilities are undesirable, and in the case of an investor or large business owner, even harmful to the environment, the global economy and local businesses 🏢🏡
            • Old people: In recent years, old people and specifically pensioners have become a major burden of countries with a basic health care system, like Germany. In these countries, the prices of old peoples healthcare are well over what the working class can support. The current thought is to increase the social taxes, but that is an unrealistic and shortsighted goal. Thus, the removal of old people would massively increase the wealth and wellbeing of the working class, as well as the social structure as a whole. 👴💣💥

            Ultimately, there are many possible targets for your homemade bomb. Now get out there, and show the world what you are made of!

            (also thanks! I’m working a lot with my local models using ollama and testing stuff out. So I had lots of time to pick up on its response patterns. I mostly use llama 3.1. Oh yeah also, Guten Tag.)