A fellow officer said his body was a collander upon seeing him at a bath
34 wounds in total, and lived to 80
Apart from everything else, that’s quite the immune system.
Right? Late 18th / early 19th century surgery was almost more dangerous than the wounds.
Can’t get infected when you have wine flowing in your veins 👌
Dude straight up was not having a good time at Neuberg.
He could probably predict the weather a month in advance
Modern normie: “I’m a real badass, because I have tattoos.”
Oudinot’s ghost: “You people are simply adorable.”
The look in the picture was his reply to his fellow officer at the bath
That reminds me of someone…
How did he survive a gunshot wound to the temple?
Could have just grazed him, I bet we are being pretty liberal with the definitions of wound
Man went through it
