🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agoAnon dabbles in magicsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down15
arrow-up1308arrow-down1imageAnon dabbles in magicsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareFrog@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up42·6 days agoWhen I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I’m not Force sensitive. 😒
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down1·edit-26 days agoShit, I still try that sometimes and I’m almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who’s to say we can’t also just absorb midi chlorines over time?
minus-squaredegen@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 days agoMidi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoyeah but if it does work you’ll just think you’re going senile (i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)
minus-squarebionicjoey@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up22·5 days agoYou and literally everyone else in the world
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 days agoFlashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up5·5 days agoCareful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel
When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I’m not Force sensitive. 😒
Shit, I still try that sometimes and I’m almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who’s to say we can’t also just absorb midi chlorines over time?
Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album
40’s the new 30.
Yeah but 50 is the new 60
yeah but if it does work you’ll just think you’re going senile
(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)
You and literally everyone else in the world
Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.
lol and your username
Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel