NHTSA targets truck bloat! - eviltoast
  • r128@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    This is ridiculous. Everyone knows bigger trucks reduce pedestrian casualties. They’re easier to spot, and they inspire a certain primal fear that really encourages getting out of the way. Think of the children!

    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      2 months ago

      I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        2 months ago

        Nah, that’s impractical, because then we’d need to raise all of the bridges.

        Instead, let’s add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.