without saying how old you are, how old are you? - eviltoast
      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        Fun fact, all humans (most vertebrates, IIRC?) develop the tissue that forms their two primary sphincters before pretty much anything else — and the mouth is second in that process. Every single one of us is an asshole first. 🖖🏽

        • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
          2·
          2 months ago

          Feeling depressed? Lost? Lacking identity? Go back to your roots. Be an asshole.

          Is your friend an asshole? Give them time. They’ll grow into a baby.

          We were all assholes once. But with diligence, and nurture, you too can grow into living, breathing, people. Thank you class of '41, and I look forward to seeing you after you’re all born.