I’ve never actually seen one of Trump’s sales ads. I’m speechless for a number of reasons. How big is that dude’s jacket? Somehow, the second one is even worse.

Clips of the first NFT “issuance” made it to late night, but this is some next-level cult shit. Unless I’m misunderstanding, $7,500 gets you invited to no-expenses-paid visit to Mar-A-Lago, where I’m sure you’ll be expected to pay for dinner, for the chance to shake his hand and be scammed yet again? Is this what’s being sold?

I share this because it’s rather eye-opening what he thinks enough people will fall for to be worth it for a handsome profit. There’s not much need to watch the analysis after the second ad, but if, like, me you are too stunned to form your own coherent thoughts, it helps on the come down back to reality.