You're about to be raised as an undead by a necromancer. You have a choice what type of undead you come back as. What do you come back as? - eviltoast
  • Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Those are a lot of assumptions you’re making:

    • No one said the necromancer wanted a minion
    • No one mentioned anything about a smelly cave
    • I never said I’m a boy
    • Maybe I would love the solitude

    Anyway, no one said that the necromancer needed a guardian for some smelly cave. I like to think the necromancer got lonely and just wanted a friend to chat with. Even if what you say is true, cave guarding is for low-level chumps like skeletons or ghosts. Vampires are middle-management at least :)

    Also, how on earth can you tell me I have to look exactly like I did when I was alive - which is still pretty :P - while you apparently can transform from human corpse to a drake?
    Following your rules, the necromancer would be trying to assemble a drake using human bones, creating some weird facsimile of a dragon. The “drake” would spend its time jumping out from behind rocks shouting “blergh”, while falling apart at the slightest touch. Wishing some adventurer would put it out of its tortured existence instead of just pointing and laughing.