Some people are just compulsive liars, they can’t help themselves. I was just talking to my friend, Elon Musk, the other day and he was telling about how he was planning to buy Disney and reboot Iron Man with himself as Tony Stark, and I said, “Musk, you’re a jackass, you’re already canonically in the MCU, you can’t also be Tony Stark. No one’s ever played more than two characters in the MCU, well they have, but those don’t count.”