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      • Rolando@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        My favorite part was:

        buying a leather jacket and pre-torn pants would get you laughed out of a punk rock gathering where everything is thrifted and modified DIY

        It’s like: “Hey! did someone else tear those pants? Why haven’t you modified your jacket?!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!”

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          3 months ago

          Tonight in CSI Punk:

          “Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine…in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor”

          “We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got…ripped off”

          YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH