Abstract Madlibs - eviltoast

1. Synonym for new: 
2. Sciencey verb: 
3. Noun few people have heard of: 
4. Something you didn’t invent: 
5. Property: 
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9. Sexy adjective: 
10. Loser: 
11. Supreme sociological concern::
12. Buzzword: 
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