In which Scott (other Scott) can't imagine why committing a crime would lead him to be treated (gasp) like a criminal - eviltoast

Someone posted this on ssc with a warning about talking to cops, but really just marvel at what’s going on here.

Aaronson manages to turn a story where he is briefly arrested for a theft (which he did commit on video!) into paragraphs and paragraphs of indulging in his persecution fantasies.

Zero empathy on display for the people he stole from, the people just doing their jobs, or reflection on the fact that it wasn’t a simple little mistake anyone could make but rather… a fairly weird move? Do people usually put change in cups?

  • Shitgenstein1@awful.systemsEnglish
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    1 year ago

    owing to a chain of mishaps that I’d (probably melodramatically) been describing to Dana as insane beyond the collective imagination of Homer and Shakespeare and Tolstoy and the world’s other literary giants to invent.

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    And I wanted to say to Dana: you see?? see what I’ve been telling you all these years, about the nature of the universe we were born into?

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