Just give me tomatoes, sweet mashed potatoes, give me the simple rule - eviltoast
  • mvirts@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Modified to concentrate spirits: The Stilldozer

    Modified to grind grain: The Milldozer

    Modified for education: The Skilldozer

    Modified for sub-marine exploration: The Krilldozer

    Modified to modify inheritance: The Willdozer

    Modified to administer medication: The Pilldozer

    Modified for deceitful promotion: The Shilldozer

    Modified to extract oxygen from water: The Gilldozer

    Modified for high temperature cooking: The Grilldozer

    Modified for preservation of cucumber: The Dilldozer

    Modified for stimulation: The Dildozer

    Modified to produce fast pitch oscillations: The Trilldozer

    Modified to annoy with high pitched sound: The Shrilldozer

    Modified for agriculture: The Tilldozer

    Modified for tunneling: The Drilldozer

    Modified for the Beastie Boys: The Illdozer

    Modified for fluid collection: The Spilldozer

    Modified for reduced size: The 'lildozer

    I apologize in advance. 😹

    • shapesandstuff@feddit.org
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      Modified for medieval penmanship: The Quilldozer

      Modified for windowside storage: The Silldozer

      Modified for bookkeeping: The Billdozer

      Modified to reduce empty spaces: The Filldozer

      Modified for relaxing hangouts: The Chilldozer

      Modified for landscaping: The Hilldozer

    • Schmuppes@lemmy.world
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      Imagine holding grudges that make you a) formulate that plan and b) not abandon it at some point during those 18 months.

      Dude was principled for sure.

      • GluWu@lemm.ee
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        Locked it, on that grindset, crushing mad plate steel, making moves, and changing the world. Such a sigma.

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        He actually considered abandoning the projects multiple times, mainly by hoping for a sign of God. However considering that none of his customers ever questioned the behemoth of a vehicle under a tarp and nobody told authorities about his strange behaviour, he saw it as God giving him the OK, as in his eyes, God would’ve acted upon his risky maneuvers to get caught.

        Dude really tried his best to convince himself to stop, yet Lady Luck seemed to have wanted otherwise.

        It’s also a miracle that he didn’t hurt a single soul, other than himself.