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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Cunk: Most people would think an older religious man’s relationship with a teenage boy would be inappropriate. How would you put their fears to rest?

    Gandalf: I would send him on a great adventure.

    Cunk: Perhaps a journey of self discovery? 🤔

    Gandalf: 🤨

      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        That’s human years, in hobbit years he’s 18.

        Loli girls are still weird even if they’re technically 500 yrs old.

        Baby Yoda still a baby even though he’s 500 yrs old.

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          5 months ago

          If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he’s 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

          The loli thing is a fair point

          Also Grogu is 50 not 500

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            5 months ago

            I was always under the impression of the rings corrupting influence, kinda like the dark side.

            Ya my bad on the grogu thing.

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              5 months ago

              The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn’t aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he’s in Rivendell