My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. - eviltoast

It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
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    4 months ago

    First it’s just the couch.

    Then it’s the couch with your wife on it.

    Then it’s your wife.

    This is a documented progression of predatory behavior