My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. - eviltoast

It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    4 months ago

    Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.

    • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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      4 months ago

      I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.