So is the global IT crash fixed yet? - eviltoast

Not getting much by Googling.

If not, what’s the ETA?

  • cerement@slrpnk.net
    57·
    4 months ago
    • there are currently two (?) fixes
      • “You memorized your BitLocker key, right?” – physical access to the computer to boot into safe mode, delete a file, and reboot
      • “Thoughts and prayers” – let the computer keep rebooting until it manages (somehow) to grab the fix in the lag or delays between reboots
    • igg@lemmy.world
      16·
      4 months ago

      Everyone in my very large company shares the same bitlocker key for some reason. I guess for today is the reason

    • SteveTech@programming.devEnglish
      1·
      4 months ago

      There’s a third one I’ve heard:

      • Intel VPro (the thing that privacy people disable because runs at a lower level than the OS and does mysterious stuff), is being used to remove the broken file while the OS is booting/crashed.