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minus-squareBodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 months agoThe elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoDo you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu
minus-squareBodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoOn the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoAll hail the duck conqueror, quack quack
I want a duck!
The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.
Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu
On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.
All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack
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