The US Supreme Court Kneecapped US Cyber Strategy - eviltoast

After the Supreme Court limited the power of federal agencies to craft regulations, it’s likely up to Congress to keep US cybersecurity policy intact.

Archived version: https://archive.ph/kUJR2

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    4 months ago

    FDA: Your honor, chemical xyz is dangerous and should be added to the list it causes people’s teeth to fall out.

    Pharma: is losing all your teeth really all that dangerous? We have implants and dentures.

    Judge with dentures: I live just fine, DRUG APPROVED!

    Edit: oh I forgot the best part given the other rulings.

    2 weeks later

    Pharma: Hey judge, here’s $500,000 we really appreciate the work you do and giving us some tips on how to properly file some paperwork.