TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" - eviltoast

So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Well that’s an easy enough equation to solve. Girth stays the same, length goes 1/5th.

    Beer Can Jim is just Tuna Can Jim if he’s not in the mood.