TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" - eviltoast

So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • TammyTobacco@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    This is the right answer. It’s so if you’re wearing tightly tailored pants you have some dick space so you’re not imprinting and showing it off to everyone.