TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" - eviltoast

So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      4 months ago

      You know, I recognized that too, but what I really needed was for someone to tell me what “how do you dress” meant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      4 months ago

      I’m more curious which leg he puts it down in, in a fucking kilt.