ROLL BACK 1.16!!!!!1 - eviltoast

ROLL BACK 1.16!!!11111!!!1! I FUCKING HATE CHANGE! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE NEW NETHER!!! IT WAS PERFECT AS A CAVERNOUS, ENDLESS MASS OF LAVA AND NETHERRACK!!! BOOHOOHOO NOSTALGIA NOSTALGIA

HERE IS WHY:

Nether wood FUCKING SUCKS because it takes away the challenges of the Nether! If you run out of resources, why face the consequences and make a zillion trips to the Overworld (like we did in the Good Old Days™) when you can just go into those fucking forests and chop wood despite it being impossible to make charcoal from it or use it as fuel NOOOOOOO! Nether stone FUCKING SUCKS because see above!!! Netherite FUCKING SUCKS because:

Its name FUCKING SUCKS Its lavaproof-ness makes lava pools a DUMB DUMB JOKE because why scream at your computer screen and chuck a brick at it in rage when you can just fish out your god tools???/? DIAMOND IS NO LONGER SPECIAL AND IS NOW FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE NETHERITE REPLACED IT DESPITE THE FACT THAT EVERY SINGLE NETHERITE TOOL IN SURVIVAL WAS BY DEFINITION ONCE MADE OF DIAMOND AT SOME POINT IN ITS PRODUCT LIFESPAN NOOOOOOOOOO!!!111111111111!!! PRESS F FOR SAD DIAMOND MAN BoOhOoHoO THEY KILLED THE ZOMBIE PIGMAN BY RECHRISTENING AND RETEXTURING HIM AND MAKING HIM SCARED OF BLUE TORCHES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOooooooOoooOoOOOOOOO!!!111111!!!1!1!!!11!!! BoOoOoOoOoOhOoOoOoOoOoHoOoOo!!! What has this update done to muh special orange fire???///???/!!!1! It is NO LONGER SPECIAL and is FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE SOUL FIRE REPLACED IT NOOO! Alive piglins FUCKING SUCK because their trades for obsidian, iron, and gravel take away the challenge of getting trapped in the Nether for-fucking-ever and the challenge of needing to go back to the Overworld just for glass bottles and fire-res potions and create a legal dirt dupe for skyblockers NOOOOOOOO!!! This update is NOT MuH kAyV uHpDaYt!!!1!111!!! 100% of the community (believe it! honest!) said “we want this update whose features we can’t even provide you with any meaningful suggestions for!” but Mojang said “He’Re’S a NeThEr BeD” HOW FUCKING DARE THEY???/??/? This update should be replaced with it!!!1!!!111!!!1!!! SHRIEEEEEEEEEK!!!111!!! A TRANS PERSON MADE THE MUSIC!!! THAT MAKES THE UPDATE 1000000000000009999999% WORSE, BECAUSE IT GOES AGAINST WHAT MY GOD NOTCH WOULD WANT FOR THE GAME!!!11!!!1! Notch good Jeb bad PC PC PC forced diversity forced diversity help help we’re being oppressed… if only GamerGate were still around…