things you can only do with boys - eviltoast
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    5 months ago

    Yep, my wife has seen my little baby wiener. The awkward teenage pictures were far more embarrassing though. Hers are buried in a hoarder house so I might never get to see her embarrassing school band photos.

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      5 months ago

      I wouldn’t want to see naked photos of a significant other as a minor, but maybe that’s just me.

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        3 months ago

        Normal people don’t view children as sexual beings, so their junk just isn’t any different than their foot. Parents especially. I see my daughter’s vagina several times a day, frequently covered in poop. It doesn’t register any differently than any other part of her that needs cleaning.

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          3 months ago

          You’re still weird if you make a point of showing photos of it to someone though.

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        5 months ago

        It’s everyone who isn’t a weirdo

        This thread is giving me the ick

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          5 months ago

          Yeah, definitely. At best they’re arguing tooth and nail for embarrassing their child in front of their partner, if not outright CP.

          Major ick.

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      5 months ago

      Right? All you’re doing is saying, “when I saw it last, it was a lot smaller than when you saw it.”