A Rant about Front-end Development - eviltoast

A masterful rant about the shit state of the web from a front-end dev perspective

There’s a disconcerting number of front-end developers out there who act like it wasn’t possible to generate HTML on a server prior to 2010. They talk about SSR only in the context of Node.js and seem to have no clue that people started working on this problem when season 5 of Seinfeld was on air2.

Server-side rendering was not invented with Node. What Node brought to the table was the convenience of writing your shitty div soup in the very same language that was invented in 10 days for the sole purpose of pissing off Java devs everywhere.

Server-side rendering means it’s rendered on the fucking server. You can do that with PHP, ASP, JSP, Ruby, Python, Perl, CGI, and hell, R. You can server-side render a page in Lua if you want.

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    6 months ago

    praise the circumstances that enable the scourge of b2b saas products imposed on employees at the collaboration factory

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      6 months ago

      if we keep this up, the CEO might positively mention the name of our project briefly during an all-hands, then two weeks later vastly reduce our headcount because the good job we’ve done proves we don’t need to waste money on all these developers

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        6 months ago

        I remember when we used to write our name in our css files because we wanted to, not because our ssh key enforced it for auditability

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          I know this sounds like old man shit, but I’ll die on this hill. It’s a significant fundamental attitude shift