Is there any real physical proof that Jesus christ ever existed? - eviltoast
  • Pm_me_girl_dick@lemmyf.uk
    183·
    5 months ago

    Girl gets married

    Girl gets shitfaced and sleeps with someone other than her husband

    Girl is pregnant!

    Girl makes up some dumb shit to avoid jealous rage

    Shit gets waaaaay out of hand.

    There are many Jesus’s in the world.

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
      16·
      5 months ago

      A far more likely explanation for the age and time was that she was raped.

      Not that things have changed much.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      6·
      5 months ago

      I really like the theory that someone just made up an entire religion that would proceed to affect the entire world for thousands of years just to cover up adultery.