I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again - eviltoast

another obviously correct opinion from Lucidity

  • deborah@awful.systems
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    5 months ago

    It’s so beautiful.

    How about you remain competitive by fixing your shit? I’ve met a lead data scientist with access to hundreds of thousands of sensitive customer records who is allowed to keep their password in a text file on their desktop, and you’re worried that customers are best served by using AI to improve security through some mechanism that you haven’t even come up with yet? You sound like an asshole and I’m going to kick you in the jaw until, to the relief of everyone, a doctor will have to wire it shut, giving us ten seconds of blessed silence where we can solve actual problems.