All About Me Barbie - eviltoast

It’s no surprise her daughter’s milestone birthday is all about Birdie. It’s about Birdie reminding us how young she was when she was born, it’s about Birdie being the parent to a legal adult, it’s all about Birdie all of the time. I’m surprised she hasn’t reminded us that two years ago she had to go to hospital due to migraine pain and almost missed her 16th birthday and that was the catalyst to swear off alcohol and be sober Barbie.

  • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    God she is SOOOOOO dramatic!!! Everything is the biggest deal on earth and she will use any excuse to write some dumb toilet poetry.

    And making M do that reel and using poor L to basically be a child actor for the age transition video it was all so weird. I bet M really didn’t want to do it but Sarah guilted her into it. Then she goes on about how cringe it was, well yea because it was STAGED! Maybe if anything in her life was authentic it wouldn’t come off so cringe.