the fastest transition in the west - eviltoast

image transcript:

screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 posts:
Would you press it?

will you push the button?

99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl

Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post: philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question

tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
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as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?

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She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!??!?!

  • Clent@lemmy.world
    12·
    5 months ago

    Wait, we can push it more than twice. I’m smashing on that button until it breaks.

    I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn’t work out.

    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
      2·
      5 months ago

      Well, but transitioning back probably wouldn’t give you a functional penis. Idk how the whole schbang works, but I doubt it’s erectile and excitable

      • Clent@lemmy.world
        6·
        5 months ago

        I’ll manage. I old enough that sex isn’t top of mind. It would be no different that having prostate cancer whose treatment lead to the same outcome, minus the millions.

      • shneancy@lemmy.world
        6·
        5 months ago

        oh a clit after t does get erect and is excitable, but it rarely gets big enough to allow for penetration