Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin - eviltoast
    • mPony@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      I’d buy you out but all I have is my 20 bucks from streaming music revenue and I’m going to spend that on beer.

      • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        If you even made one dollar off your own music, that’s fuckin cool. You earned that beer!

        What’s your band called?

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          5 months ago

          we’re called The Three Leonards. We do covers of pop songs in a pastiche of mid-1980’s Leonard Cohen, and yes it’s pretty different than music other people make today. Folks seem to like our covers of Toxic and Rusted From The Rain quite a bit.

          And yeah, we friggin’ earned that beer.

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              5 months ago

              a) Thank you :) That’s super nice to see, first thing in the morning.
              b) Please tell your friends
              c) Which ones do you like best?

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          5 months ago

          oh jesus, GOOD beer.
          how anyone can drink sub-par beer is fucking beyond me. Drinking that stuff is just self-disrespect. I mean, I get it, but, just, no.

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            5 months ago

            I can confidently say as a recovering alcoholic that I would have bought neither. I would gave gone with a handle of the cheapest vodka in the store and a pouch of drum, bugler or Samson. And that would have been my 3 meals for the day.

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              5 months ago

              well bud, I must admit that does sound a bit rough. I wish you well in your recovery.