268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects - eviltoast
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    5 months ago

    What percentage of places that claim to be agile have even a single decision maker that has read the agile manifesto?

    I’m going to say, generously, 3%.

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      5 months ago

      I like to tell new hires : “we claim to do agile but we really don’t… Like everybody else”

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      5 months ago

      If your method of development requires reading a manifesto go fuck yourself.

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        5 months ago

        I actually don’t think I disagree with you in principle. I had the chance to talk shop with Kent Beck, and honestly, I don’t think he would either.

        Honestly, I can sum it up pretty succinctly:

        “Use some common fucking sense”

        I don’t think you should HAVE to read that. But, I’m routinely disappointed.

        So, I love the Agile Manifesto, because instead of saying “Use your fucking head” to my managers who claim to be agile, I can much more diplomatically say “What does the agile manifesto say about that?”