Virgin penis - eviltoast
  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    5 months ago

    You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        5 months ago

        Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

        To be fair, I haven’t heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔