Without getting too personal, the most beautiful, sexy, guttural and sensual noises I’ve ever heard during love making, was from the most beautiful German woman. If you’re not enjoying the moment and the amazing language of love when with a German person, you’re not doing it right.
Try having sex with a German man so you can get the full range. You’re gonna be turned off quickly when he talks to you like he is a overbearing waiter.
“GEFÄLLT DIR DAS? GEFÄLLT DIR DAS? OH, JA, DAS IST GUT!”
Without getting too personal, the most beautiful, sexy, guttural and sensual noises I’ve ever heard during love making, was from the most beautiful German woman. If you’re not enjoying the moment and the amazing language of love when with a German person, you’re not doing it right.
I’m sorry but this is obviously a lie. I cannot remember having sex with you.
Wenn das so ist muss ich gleich mal den angeblich unwiderstehlichen Spruch aus einer gestrigen Pfostierung nutzen:
Hey Puppe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Try having sex with a German man so you can get the full range. You’re gonna be turned off quickly when he talks to you like he is a overbearing waiter.
“GEFÄLLT DIR DAS? GEFÄLLT DIR DAS? OH, JA, DAS IST GUT!”
PERFEKTES SPALTMAẞ WUNDERBAR!
IN DER LINKEN HAND EIN HUMPEN BIER. IN DER RECHTEN EIN BAJONETT!
Hör auf zu reden wenn ich dich ficke, sonst gibt’s Prügel mit der Fleischpeitsche!
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