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  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Without getting too personal, the most beautiful, sexy, guttural and sensual noises I’ve ever heard during love making, was from the most beautiful German woman. If you’re not enjoying the moment and the amazing language of love when with a German person, you’re not doing it right.

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      1 year ago

      the most beautiful, sexy, guttural and sensual noises I’ve ever heard during love making, was from the most beautiful German woman.

      I’m sorry but this is obviously a lie. I cannot remember having sex with you.

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        1 year ago

        Wenn das so ist muss ich gleich mal den angeblich unwiderstehlichen Spruch aus einer gestrigen Pfostierung nutzen:

        Hey Puppe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      Try having sex with a German man so you can get the full range. You’re gonna be turned off quickly when he talks to you like he is a overbearing waiter.

      “GEFÄLLT DIR DAS? GEFÄLLT DIR DAS? OH, JA, DAS IST GUT!”