Help me budget, my familiar is starving - eviltoast
  • Bizarroland@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    See, you should have just worked for the kingdoms magical law enforcement and training division. 40 years of service and the remainder of your loans are forgiven.

    What’s the point of having a 17 intellect if you don’t think?

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      I don’t believe in the magistate, and 40 years is wayyyyy too long to sacrifice in my immortal lifetime. I need economic advice, please, my accountant goblin is not suited to the task

    • d20bard@ttrpg.network
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      1 year ago

      17 INT 6 WIS 😎. I’m not here for your society. I want to get rich and delve past the 4th circle of the mind brah. Not work for the man so he can forgive me for the debts he saddled me with in the first place. Or something… Look I didn’t learn how to create energy ex nilho to have to consider my actions.