A Chinese Pizzaria that I worked at added “Chinese Poutine” to the menu. Instead of cheese curds we just used the pizza cheese, and instead of gravy it got brown sauce. So fries, beef grounds, chicken pieces, brown sauce, cheese. Send that halfway through the oven, top with green onion. The Canadians that tried it said, “well it’s good, but definitely not poutine.”
A disturbing possibility which reopens a case I thought long closed.
A Chinese Pizzaria that I worked at added “Chinese Poutine” to the menu. Instead of cheese curds we just used the pizza cheese, and instead of gravy it got brown sauce. So fries, beef grounds, chicken pieces, brown sauce, cheese. Send that halfway through the oven, top with green onion. The Canadians that tried it said, “well it’s good, but definitely not poutine.”