How in the fudge to use mouse as joystick? - eviltoast

Thought this would be dead simple to find on google, but NOPE! Is it even possible? I’ve been trying different searches for over half an hour now.

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        1 year ago

        You meet polite suggestions with the worst insults you know, after the bare minimum of searching about a niche issue.

        You will not be missed here.

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            1 year ago

            Yes. You immature font of toxicity. I linked to a page specifically about how a short script, from scratch, can convince Linux you have a joystick attached. Is it a trivial turn-key solution? No. Does that justify the screeching slurs you’ve spat? Not at all, you fucking gremlin.

            edit: Saw your contrary follow-up, doesn’t change anything. Be better in the first place. And I don’t mean your grammar.

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              1 year ago

              First you unhelpfully and condescendly harped on about semantics, then called me prickly when that annoyed me, and now you’re surprised I called you out on your awful attitude. This is all on you, buddy. Start shit get bit asshole.

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                1 year ago

                I’m not surprised. You did your worst immediately and learned approximately nothing. You escalated to a tantrum over getting what you asked for, alongside - again - gentle offhand criticism.

                And you’re still doing edgelord bullshit like you really flexed on someone by calling them the n-word.

                Nevermind the irony of your complete inability to wonder - were you called “prickly” on account of your own actions? Does your back-of-a-Big-Dogs-t-shirt philosophy apply to you?

                … do you maybe think “prickly” means someone called you a prick?

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                  1 year ago

                  Lol, who did I call the n word? This is not a fucking cocktail party where we stand around and insult eachother underhandedly through forced smiles and fake laughter. This is the internet mate. I’ve got nothing to lose over calling you a cunt for acting like a cunt. If you can’t handle it, don’t be a cunt. That is all. You know damn well you started this conversation off in it’s current tone, and damn right I have no problem throwing your god awful attitude back at you 10x over.

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                    1 year ago

                    You’re going to wonder why it’s so quiet when everyone’s blocked you, and you’re never going to figure out it’s you.

                    Even as you admit - you’re not giving anyone what they’re giving you, you’re making it ten times worse.

                    If this sub has mods this will be the last help you ever receive here. We will never speak again.

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          1 year ago

          I went overboard, but hell does unhelpful semantic bs piss me off. You came off really condescending and smarmy, even if you didn’t mean to. The half an hour of searching isn’t what ticked me off mate.