no matter which one of these assholes wins, I’m fucked, but if I’m lucky the one guy will use lube

this is some scary logic if you think about it. Imagine you are a person, who doesn’t want to get fucked. Two guys are about to fuck you, even though you don’t want it, and you get the option to choose which guys fucks you even though you don’t want to get fucked?

oh but the one guy is gonna use lube. To fuck you. The person who doesn’t want to be fucked.

that’s insane.